1. Little to no awkward pauses
When you say someone has a “good personality,” it’s code for “not much of a looker.” This corollary is pretty funny, but this doesn’t alter the fact that for you to be continuously interested in someone, they have to come off as interesting. Long pauses leading to dull moments don’t usually lead to that. These pauses leave a lot of time to dig around your head. That, my friends, is bad news. The only drawn out silence that is acceptable when out on a date is when you listen to your partner and vice versa. However, if the silence outweighs the chitchat, then you have a problem.
2. Consistency in silencing the phone
This goes together with the whole being interesting thing. If you got your date on the edge of her seat, phone calls, text messages, and what not get set aside. Spending too much time using your phone is generally the first sign that you’re losing someone. Unless you are dealing with matters of extreme urgency, a good date requires very minimal phone interruption.
3. Flex scheduling
You have to pay close attention on this one. Dinner is winding down or the bar has made its last call, then the question comes up: What are you doing now? The exchange can go two ways:
• Your date: I have to work early/pick up a friend/recharge the batteries on my vibrator/check my favorite porn sites for new videos. • Your date: Nothing right now really… Wanna do something?
It’s quite obvious which one you should go for, yes? You basically make a decent enough impression so your date will not think of you as a disgraceful douchebag.
4. Mind the malt level
If you managed to get past the critical third sign, it’s the right time to be wary and keep a look out. It’s all about knowing how to read the signs and how hard someone’s booze is, which are things that should not be overlooked. Would you believe that people tend to slam drinks just to ease the awkwardness? Anyway, if the drink is getting nursed, this may mean that things are either going so-so or smoothly. If you’re interested in someone, where’s the fun in being a heaping pile of drunkenness alone? You got that right. It’s no fun at all. So, drink accordingly.
5. “Wanna bang?”
Being tactful and profound is good, but nothing is better than not beating around the bush. Clearly, if you think you are about to get laid tonight, you did something right with someone who knows what they want.