Still wondering why your girl suddenly rubbed a scrunchie over your manhood? If you think she gets her kinky ideas from sex online tips and porn like you do, then no. She did this because a women’s magazine told her to do so. Those innocent-looking reading materials she brings home with a freshly photoshopped face of Leighton Meester are loaded with strange and disturbing sex tips like, “Gently nibble on his scrotum.” Terrifying, yes? But for every junk-endangering item, there must be sex online tips that work, right? To find answers, we asked a couple of ladies to test a few of these.

The Tip: “Using bobby pins on his nipples can give him serious pleasure. Use the pointy tip to gently draw circles around his headlights. As the circles draw closer to his nipple, his anticipation will increase, making them hard and erect. Then use the pins as small nipple clamps the slight pinch will enhance his pleasure.” – Cosmopolitan

The Test: In the middle of a make out session, I take out a bobby pin and gently draw circles around my man’s areola. He chuckles because he’s ticklish. I make the rings smaller until I make direct contact with his nipple. At this point his nips could cut glass just as Cosmo predicted. As I clamped the pin, he stopped laughing, but he’s not exactly moaning in pleasure. It sounded more like whimpering to me. I leave it clamped as I focus my attention below the belt, which seemed to go well until he tells me to remove the pin because it starts to hurt. The Verdict: Less pin, more hand job.

The Tip: “When you give him head, have an ice cube and a cup of warm tea on hand. Alternate between sucking on the ice cube and sipping tea every few minutes. The sensation will drive him crazy.” – Women’s Health

The Test: This one seems to work. “Oooh, that’s intense,” he manages to say when I make the transition from cold to warm. I’m happy he’s enjoying this bit, although it feels weird having to pause constantly to switch. Having been encouraged by his positive response, I veer away from the procedure by keeping warm water in my mouth to bathe his junk in it. But the water ends up spilling all over the place, while I stumble around looking for something to wipe it off. He doesn’t seem to mind at all.

The Verdict: His thoughts are, “You’re just delighted with the fact that your blow job time is cut in half.” Guilty as charged.



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