Signs You Are Hookup Dating a Psycho Girlfriend

There are puppy haters and Rob Zombie fans, but there are also decent-looking women who may have a little, or a lot of crazy in them. Be wary of these traits when hookup dating a potentially psychotic girlfriends.

• She is crazy jealous of Brooklyn Decker

If this potential hookup dating partner turns a shade of red when you happen to chance on Brooklyn’s blonde hair and gorgeous ass, chances are this crazy woman’s insecurities will drive you up the wall.

• Nights out with the boys infuriate her

No sane woman should care that you want to spend time with your male friends on some nights, unless you’re stumbling home wasted with barf bits all over your clothes and a mild case of herpes. Go forth and run with your wolfpack! Leave the girls with their Gossip Girl episodes, chattering about their menstrual cycles while you guys are out playing poker and talking about nice butts or whatever it is guys talk about. If your girl freaks out over these casual outings, it isn’t normal.

• You suddenly have a lot in common

Sharing the same favorite authors, songs and picking up each other’s slang—these are a few of the awesome parts of being in a cool relationship. However, if she’s nearly committing identity theft, like switching from being a Republican to a Democrat, it’s probably smart to move away slowly. It’s not surprising if she starts to hack into your social networking accounts.

• She “hates” other women

I’m pretty sure you’ve heard these lines before: “I hate other women” and “I get along better with guys.” Activate the internal cuckoo alarm. If she has more guy pals, that’s fine. However, for a woman to say she “hates” other women? This is not a good sign. This can be interpreted in a few ways: 1) Other women don’t like her because she tries to compete with them (i.e. she flirts with their boyfriends); 2) She only attracts her own kind—awful women; 3) She hates herself. To all the ladies reading this, please stop saying you “hate” other women. It’s a disservice to everyone, including you.

• She’s stalking you on Facebook

Not only is her demand to change your relationship status from “single” to “in a relationship” lightning-quick, but she’s also made a picture you two as her profile picture the moment you hooked up dating. After which she asks you to do the same, saying she just wants all your friends to know that you’re together. Once you agree to this, she starts tagging herself in all your pictures—even those she’s not even in—just to let people know what a huge part of your life she is.